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Professor Bradford has four children: Jason, Allison, John, and Anne. Jason, 26, graduated from Brigham Young University in 2008 with a degree in mechanical engineering. He works for Trane Corporation. Jason somehow managed to convince Professor Bradford's beautiful and intelligent daughter-in-law to marry him in 2007. (Jen pleads temporary insanity, but Professor Bradford suspects it was the result of some sort of hallucinogenic drug administered by his son.) Allison, 24, graduated from Lincoln Southeast High School in 2003 and is majoring in education at St. Louis University. John, 22, is a 2005 graduate of Lincoln Southeast High School, where he was a Super-State goalkeeper for the soccer team. He lives in Lincoln. Anne, 19, a 20007 graduate of Lincoln Southeast, is a sophomore pre-med/biosystems engineering major at the University of Nebraska-Lincoln. Due to strange genetic accidents in which none of Professor Bradford's dominant genes were transferred to the children, all four children are perfectly normal (but not normally perfect).
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Professor Bradford also has a beautiful granddaughter, Raelyn, now 4 1/2 years old. Note the resemblance, although, unlike Professor Bradford's, Raelyn's goofy faces are temporary.
