The Law Professor Song

(with apologies to Monty Python)

I'm a law professor; I'm O.K.
I sleep all night and I think all day.

Chorus: He's a law professor; he's O.K.
He sleeps all night and he thinks all day.

I teach my class, I grade exams,
I tell the dean my needs.
In the summer, I do writing,
Which only I will read.

Chorus: He teaches class, he grades exams,
He tells the dean his needs.
In the summer, he does writing,
Which only he will read.

He's a law professor; he's O.K.
He sleeps all night and he thinks all day.

I teach my class, pace back and forth,
I wear outrageous ties.
I like to be Socratic
Until the student cries.

Chorus: He teaches class, paces back and forth,
He wears outrageous ties.
He likes to be Socratic
Until the student cries.

He's a law professor; he's O.K.
He sleeps all night and he thinks all day.

I teach my class, I deconstruct,
I ramble on and on.
I don't know what I'm doing;
My mind has long since gone.

Chorus: He teaches class, he deconstructs,
He rambles on and on.
Does not know what he's doing;
His mind has long since gone.

He's a law professor; he's O.K.
He sleeps all night and he thinks all day.

I teach my class, drink lots of booze,
I search the cutting edge.
On weekends for amusement,
I push students off a ledge.

Chorus: He teaches class, drinks lots of booze,
Searches the cutting edge.
On weekends for amusement,
he pushes students off a ledge.

 He's a law professor; he's O.K.
He sleeps all night and he thinks all day.