I don't remember who fought the Peloponnesian Wars. I don't remember orographic lift. I d
on't remember how to conjugate Spanish subjunctive verbs.
But I will never forget how the chocolate cake smeared on my editor's face ended up on
my dining room wall.
And every holiday season reminds me of Steve, the Christmas Tree that my roommate and I
abandoned on a stagecoach headed west on East Campus.
I'm sure those recollections are not going to help me in Jeopardy, but I wouldn't trade
those memories for all the term papers in the world.
In keeping with the tradition of many editors before me, I want to use my last words in
the Daily Nebraskan to reflect on my memories and lessons at UNL, and to thank the people
who made them possible.
First of all, I wouldn't have gotten to UNL without the person who helped me carry 100
pounds of clothes up 10 floors in Abel Residence Hall.
She's made a million sacrifices for me and hasn't asked for much except to help her mow
the lawn.
She's the person to whom I owe the most but probably thank the least. For the money,
groceries, moving boxes and moral support, thanks, Mom. I hope I made you proud.
More fond memories of home are the two friends I've kept through college. To Julie Sutton
and Damien Stednitz, thanks for providing a little sanity outside the University of
Nebraska-Lincoln.
At UNL, before I even set foot in a classroom, I had my hands on a story assignment for
the Daily Nebraskan.
It was a moving account of the Plant Variety Protection Act Amendment of 1993. I'm sure
you all remember.
Yes, like all freshman reporters I had to write some boring stories that if left near an
open flame would be dry enough to create a fire hazard.
Sometimes I had a little fun. I put on a bee suit and stuck my shaking arm into the hives
on East Campus. I drilled Newt Gingrich on education-funding during his flag-waving visit
to Boys Town. I was humiliated in a racquetball game with former Chancellor Graham Spanier.
I even interviewed a squirrel.
I had some zany ideas, but most of my editors put up with them.
Remember the chocolate cake? That was Jeff Zeleny. As an editor and reporter he pushed me
to be a better journalist, and he reminded me that there is a reason for where we end up
- because that's where we're supposed to be.
I guess I was supposed to be at UNL, where I could meet great people like my aforementioned
roommate Brian Sharp, who helped ditch the Christmas tree.
There are other great people here I've been happy to work with. When I was on news desk, I
remember a young crop of reporters who didn't care if they had to write profiles on geese
and garbage collection. They were just happy to be published.
Now, a page one story is just old news to them. To Brian Carlson, Lindsay Young, Josh Funk,
Sarah (my favorite alien prodigy) Baker, Ieva Augstums, Brad Davis, Jessica Fargen and all
the others, good luck in your very promising futures.
They didn't have to put up with me as much as did Doug Kouma, whom I must thank for not
taking my mad fits with a pica pole personally.
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For all the staffers who worked with me in this year of transition, thanks. I owe a
Milwaukee's best to Chad Lorenz, a potato head to Dave "The Fiddler" Wilson in Idaho,
and a visit to the trailer park for Erin Schulte in Little Rock. And to Sparky, I owe
a kick in the ass - out of respect, of course. And, Ted Taylor, thanks for the fries.
To Erin Gibson, who will be in the driver's seat next year, keep your seat belt buckled.
You will retain the respect you have worked hard to earn.
My days at the Daily Nebraskan also remind me of missed classes, close deadlines, skipped
Saturday morning cartoons in favor of exhilarating NU Board of Regents meetings and waiting
for the next UNL scandal to break (and waiting, and waiting, and waiting...).
I also fondly remember waiting for UNL administrators who never called me back and finally
getting a call from Phyllis Larsen to apologize on their behalf.
The good part of the university hierarchy was the professors, especially in the J-School or,
as we experienced it, SlAvery Hall.
I will always treasure the fond memories of the grizzled, Santa Claus paradox that is Uncle
Buddie -- as fine as aged cheese. And to the never-ending affirmations of George Tuck and my
lingering fear of trapped white space. And to Charlyne Berens, for giving the place a little
class in the glare of all that baldness, I offer my gratitude.
The first impression the J-School made on me was by the late Dick Streckfuss, who taught me
the most important question, "Who cares?" For the many people who cared about him, he will
not be forgotten.
And I can't forget the professors from the political science department. Someday I may be a
graduate student in international relations if I ever feel the urge to rule the world.
Because of Bill Avery, any future home of mine will have a bomb shelter. And I can use
coercive diplomacy to "amaze my friends and foil my enemies" thanks to Valerie Schwebach.
Though the professors made life challenging, the real reason anyone goes to this prairie
university is to paint their bodies red and spend every fall Saturday in a 2,000- or
20-degree stadium.
Last semester, I remember sitting in the back room of the Daily Nebraskan with a few other
staffers piecing together Dr. Tom's vague reference that he would retire when the heavenly
bodies are all aligned. We pondered.
Then someone dashed to the phone to confirm with as astronomy professor that a planetary
phenomenon actually was happening - and the sky would soon fall on the state of Nebraska.
Osborne's 25 years as head coach is longer than my current life span, but that's not what
I'm thanking him for. I'm thanking him for putting into practice the ideal of this state.
Some of my best memories are from the Saturday afternoons in Memorial Stadium looking out
on that sea of red and realizing how big Nebraska really can be. I was lucky to see Osborne's
last game, the Orange Bowl in Miami, where that same sea of red poured into the stadium
like a tidal wave.
I was born and reared a Husker faithful - even have the little red pom pons to prove it.
And the closer I get to leaving the capital city, the more I realize how the state identifies
itself with integrity and pride.
Pride in the Huskers, in being the No. 1. Pride in our Midwestern values. Pride in being a
Nebraskan before you're an American (because everyone else in America thinks we're a bunch
of hicks).
Yeah, we have weird weather, but we live in a beautiful state with a lot of character and
many good people. I take pride in that.
For me, that pride turned into individual pride. And for that, I will always be thankful.
As much as I like Nebraska, though, Gov. Ben Nelson will be sad to hear that I'm leaving
to pursue my career.
Yes, the job market will force me to leave the Husker faithful. However, one of the lessons
I learned during the past five years is that as much passion as you may have for your field
of study, you need to have a life outside of it.
The one thing I regret is spending so much time in the basement of the union that I didn't
get to attend all the speakers, functions and mini-festivals at the university.
You must learn this: Job does not equal Life.
I've made a decision to prevent that equation in the future - and it has its bonuses.
Jim Sullivan, this wonderful young man from Maryland, asked me to marry him a few months
ago, and I said yes. The soon-to-be Army lieutenant and I are sure to be hopping around
the globe, but I'm sure there will be a good metro newspaper nearby so I won't end up
writing obits for Small Town Times. Wherever we go, he's worth it.
It took me a long time to figure out what is worth it and what isn't.
A good indication to that is to find out what things, people or events make you happy. Then
remember those things, as I have here, and learn from them.
And always remember to say thanks.
That's the frosting on the chocolate cake.